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Who has some funny cross talks? To be simpler.
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Original hilarious comic script "The Sword Group"
: The audience friends, good at night.
B: Father and old, you are lucky!
: I will introduce myself first, my surname is Dong, and the celebrity rises ...
: my surname ... No, what is your name?
: Dong Shi rose.
B: Is there a name?
: Why not, Dong is the director of the chairman ...
B: The matter is the chairman! What time is it, can you change something fresh!
A: What happened to you, I haven't finished it yet, what stubble do you play!
: Okay, you said, you went on.
: Shi is the taxi of Dong Shi ...
B: Hi! Don't introduce this, you should quickly introduce what you do.
: I do what I do, I guess you don't know.
: You haven't said it yet, I don't know how to say it.
A: I am chairman of the board of directors of Southeast Asian Steal Group Transnational Co., Ltd. (China Branch). Stop, Stop! Big thief? I have never heard of it, I have only heard of a thief.
: Over time, it is outdated, you have to learn in this era!
: What do I have to learn from you?
: stealing things.
B: What? Stealing things? I can't learn this with you.
A: Let me tell you, the thief company we have established before has upgraded!
: Oh, even the thief company has been upgraded.
A: Now it has been upgraded to a thief group. This is also conforming to the development of the times and keeping up with the trend of history.
B: Yo, even this is still trend.
A: Of course, isn't it all about upgrading now. You have upgraded like mobile phones, game upgrades, network upgrades, and even cattle raising. So we can't fall behind.
B: It seems you know a lot.
A: For this reason, we also formulated our principles.
B: Do you still have principles?
: Of course, the ugly one is not stealing, the fat head is not stealing, the grandparents do not steal, there is no money on the body, not stealing ...
: nonsense: nonsense! How can you steal without money
: In addition, we also set goals
B: Oh, there are goals?
A: Based on domestic, rush out of Asia, stealing to the world!
B: The ambition is quite big!
: At that time, we will also be listed on Nasdaq.
B: financing, what is the name of the stock?
: In order to cover up people's eyes, we have a nice name called "Dahua Group".
B: Yes, creative.
A: We also ask Yao Ming to endorse me.
: great.
A: Please Guan Zhilin to advertise for us.
B: enough.
: We are different from the previous advertisements.
B: What is different, listen to it.
A: "Do you want to learn first -class stealing skills? Want to be a world -class stealing master? The college has strong teachers, pleasant environment, and complete equipment. You can master a stealing technology as soon as possible. If you go abroad, please contact me as soon as possible.
B: Hi! You are messy here!
A: After everything is ready, our thief group opened vigorously r
: It must be very lively.
: Who do you invite?
: Who?
: I ask Bill Gates to cut us ribbon. n B: That is the rich master.
: Please Clexton to promote us.
: enough to send. B: Hey, hey, hey, he can't ask.
: How? He stole your things?
B: No! That guy is a terrorist!
I ca n’t control it. In short, I want to let people all over the world know that our Thieves has established
B: What do we do next?
: Next, we will cultivate talents.
B: Oh, do you still need talents?
: That is, that is not a talent now? To this end, we also specially invest in a school.
: And school? Fresh!
A: I think about it. The name is Southeast Asian Thief College
: Dare to open it!
: We also hired more than 20 Family Teacher.
: You are doing it. Even foreigners have invited
: What is not touching now, that can improve.
: N: This is also for our next generation to think!
B: Oh, you still have a long -term plan.
: We are also making efforts to cultivate the next generation of high -tech talents!
B: Thief and high -tech?
: The era is progressing, and our stealing technology must also improve. The stealing wallets, bicycles you saw before are out of date Stealing in!
B: How can I move in? I see that you can get it all.
: Hey, you can't catch it. : It's not so exaggerated.
A: If you think about it, take the watch on your hand, how much is this worth it? : About five or six thousand.
: Then do you not want it to lose it?
B: Narc: You bring you! I just lose me, and I won't let it lose it! Speaking of the table to grab the table)
A: This problem appears. If everyone is not lost for ten or eight years, the manufacturer has long closed!
: Hey: Hey What kind of logic you said he said!
A: Don't say you don't believe it, let me give you an example.
B: Well, you say. You said that the gold and silver jewelry in your home, the car has never been lost Bar?
B: Besides, I even gave my underwear
: If you do n’t throw it back or twice a year in these things, how does society develop? How to improve?
B: What does this have to do with you?
: The relationship is great. You said that we did not steal it here, you would sell new cars, new jewelry, new clothes? We have made great contributions to the progress of society!
B: This is also called contribution?
: Of course! But the most hateful thing is that the current counterfeiting technology can hurt us!
: deserved!
A: What do you say if these people have nothing to do if they are idle! And the simulation is still high!
B: Don't you steal it.
: Once, I stole a piece of Rolex, a gold necklace, and dozens of RMB
: The harvest was not small.
: How do you guess?
B: What's wrong?
: When you get home, Rolex is not called Rolex, called Role. The necklace is actually a layer of copper.
B: That money should always be true?
: I think the money should not be fake, so I want to save the money to the bank, but I can check it at the bank's banknote check machine. No one is true
The crime is deserved!
: I almost caught me as a fake banknote. Fortunately, I ran fast
B: It is indeed a thief.
: At that time, I was in a depressed mood, but I saw itchy.
: So I stared at my goal and was about to start. Who knew that the man gave me a silver bracelet
B: Optimistic, that's handcuffs.
: I think, this is over, this is over, my great dream is shattered like this
B: After speaking for a long time, it turns out to be alone!
It is strongly recommended that the landlord listen to Guo Degang's crosstalk.
How long will it take?
The trial fishing, but you can listen to 7,8 minutes, listen to Gao Fan. If you do, you can delete it yourself. No, let me find again.
(Crosstalk cushion)
A: Human hobbies are different.
B: Yes, each has its own good.
A; you see, our neighborhood has a common hobby.
B: What do you love?
: I love fishing. Every week on vacation, several comrades come back to fish, there is a family in the West House. This woman looks at the neighborhood and her eyes are hot. Tell his man, "Dan Dad".
I: What is the same?
: This refers to the child's nickname and talks to his lover. "Once his father, you see your uncle, the second uncle, every week when others rest, you can fish all the fish. You see the house boiled the fish, this house fried fish, what can we drink some fish soup! You can fish for fishing! Is he a man who can't fish and speaks a lot. "Well? Can I fish? I don't fish. If I fish, I have to return to me in the pit." "So why don't you fish?" In a sentence, I buy a fishing rod. "Buying a fishing rod is very long, and the fish hook is particularly large. He said to his lover:" You find me a noodle pocket. "
: Well?
: It is a fish. On the evening of September, he said to his lover: "Once his mother, burn me a sugar cake."
B: What to do?
: I hold it tomorrow, so hungry. It's a day. Early the next day, carried a fishing rod, and sandwiched pockets. "Dan's mother, I will go fishing, you prepare the fish condiments, I will come back in the evening, let's get it in the pot."
B: Seeing this meaning is still sure to fish.
: Go, go for a day, come back at night.
: How many fish are fishing?
A: One without fishing. As soon as he entered the door, he asked him: "Once his father, how much fish does you catch?" "What am I fishing? Is it unlucky! How can there be such an inch, just want to catch it, and a few children have a bath, the water is all mixed, this is mixed. The guy is full of running. But I have a good skills, a few children, try to flutter there, how can I catch it? I have a fish hook, the fish does not go up, and the child has the cheek. "" What should I do? "" It doesn't matter , Isn't this gang without fishing? Go to a group of worship next week. "'
B: How can this fish be gang?
A: It's time to worship," Dan His mother brand two sugar cakes, and I will fish tomorrow. "
B: Two other one?
: I get up and go with the fishing rod tomorrow morning. After a day, I came back at night, and one did not catch. As soon as he entered the door, his lover asked him: "Once his father, how much fish come from?" "What am I fishing? Is it unlucky! Hacked the wind. The eighth -level wind." "No, how do you catch the uncle and the second uncle? "Ah! Inch. We are still fishing in a pit. He has no wind there, and I have wind."
B: What is the wind? Maybe this is a whirlwind.
: "It doesn't matter, there will be a pick next to worship." On the evening of Sunday, "Once his mother, you brand three sugar cakes." His lover listened, he was happy. While rolling the cake, he said, "Once his father, you are really snoring! The fish is not fishing, but your meal is long." The next day, he got up early. After a day, I didn't catch it. He loves his face, thinking about it, carrying the fish pole to the fish market to buy something. When I went to the fish market, I was wondering to sell the fish. He looked down like this, and the pot of fish was quite neat. "The shopkeeper, this fish is one pound?" "Three cents and five." "Give me four pounds." The shopkeeper gave four pounds. "Are you enough?" "You see me full of weight, how high this is." "How about it again? Rowing one." He was tightly annoyed. The shopkeeper's one is big again. Gao Gao went home. As soon as he entered the alley, he shouted: "Once his mother, I'm fishing! Take a large wooden basin!"
B: Why is he so shouting?
A: To let the neighborhood hear. His lover took the wooden basin and poured it into the wooden basin: "Have you seen you? Lives, all of them." Auntie of the neighborhood came. "Oh, Dad, Dad, come fishing. Let me see, oh! This little fish is really all!" This is the same, it's over! Let's catch this one. "As soon as the aunt saw, she saw the flaws.
B: Why?
A: The fish fishing is not the same as the fish bought. At first glance, this fish was not only big, but also catfish. "Ouch, Da's father, are you buying this fish?" He heard it, anxious! Well? bought? It's all fishing to others. I bought it here? "Auntie, our old streets are good. You can leave a bit of virtue, I can have a storm, you want to take me a good responsibility, you can take a complete responsibility." Hurry up with someone: "Auntie! He is fishing. You see a lot, there are more than two pounds." He came over as soon as he heard: "Well! Two pounds? Go and ask, the four pounds are tall, and people are still big! "
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